{"id":604,"date":"2012-03-03T18:23:05","date_gmt":"2012-03-03T18:23:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/paulocolmain.com\/?page_id=604"},"modified":"2012-03-03T18:23:05","modified_gmt":"2012-03-03T18:23:05","slug":"doris-day-smile","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/paulocolmain.com\/?page_id=604","title":{"rendered":"Doris Day smile"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Doris Day Smile<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>There\u2019s a girl in Burgerking,<br \/>\nshe\u2019s the image of Doris Day.<br \/>\nA \u201cspecial offer\u201d lured me in<br \/>\nand the rain, the rain was sleeting grey.<\/p>\n<p>I hardly knew how to order &#8211;<br \/>\nI just came in to escape the rain.<br \/>\nIt\u2019s not a place for food &#8211; not real food, anyway,<br \/>\nand me a lapsed vegetarian!<br \/>\n(Oh Dalai Lama, forgive me, for I have sinned!)<\/p>\n<p>She took my hesitant order<br \/>\nwith the bored patience of<br \/>\nthe professional fast-food waitress.<br \/>\nBright lights, loud noise,<br \/>\nbustling baseball-capped girls and boys.<br \/>\nHow the Hell can people eat<br \/>\nto the constant techno beat-beat-beat? Beats me!<br \/>\nOh-oh, I\u2019m getting old!<\/p>\n<p>And as I stood there, waiting in the queue,<br \/>\ndrowning in plastic,<br \/>\nthinking how impersonal it all was,<br \/>\nthinking how vile,<br \/>\nwhen she turned around to give me my order<br \/>\nand with it she gave me<br \/>\nthe most fantastic,<br \/>\nthe most beautiful,<br \/>\nthe most perfect Doris day smile.<\/p>\n<p>You know the one with the soft-focus surround?<br \/>\nYou know the one that makes your heart fly?<br \/>\nYou know the one with the twinkle on one tooth?<br \/>\nYou know the one with that sparkle in her eye?<br \/>\nI, I, I am lost!<\/p>\n<p>There\u2019s a girl in Burgerking,<br \/>\nwith a Doris Day smile you can\u2019t ignore.<br \/>\nThere\u2019s a girl in Burgerking<br \/>\nand my secret love\u2019s no secret any more!<br \/>\nQue sera, sera, sera, what will be will be will be.<br \/>\nShe brightens up my darkest day.<br \/>\nShe brightened up my Doris Day.<br \/>\nMy, my Doris Day.<br \/>\nWhip crack away!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doris Day Smile There\u2019s a girl in Burgerking, she\u2019s the image of Doris Day. A \u201cspecial offer\u201d lured me in and the rain, the rain was sleeting grey. I hardly knew how to order &#8211; I just came in to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/paulocolmain.com\/?page_id=604\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":558,"menu_order":3,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"spay_email":""},"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/P36zMW-9K","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paulocolmain.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/604"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paulocolmain.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paulocolmain.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paulocolmain.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paulocolmain.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=604"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/paulocolmain.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/604\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":605,"href":"https:\/\/paulocolmain.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/604\/revisions\/605"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paulocolmain.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/558"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paulocolmain.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=604"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}